mospunked!

i am anybody in this world but ashton kutcher? yea? coz they all are. i's got nine, duke! nine ashton kutchas. i got punked! an' wus like the whole time that we were at teh boss' place i was not breath'n right. worst, i was not breath'n. at all, duke! see'at's what ye get fo ya history o'bein a fugitive and the most recent incident o' not showin' up fo tah expressway roundup, people gang up on ye ya face yaw dreaded fear! aws lit'raly tremblin to ma bones, man! goes jasmin, whisperin, well, ye's gon'av to face him soonah o'latuh an'way. i's got me noddin' to msef, hell why now yea well, die now than die fo'evuh.