weed o'phoon one

5:30 out ya bed television signal typhoon signal number 3 work class suspended i din't know they take'at seriously hea. searched through teh window overcast skies diagonal downpour slanted by chill winds seemed to me like the usual dint know they take 'at seriously hea. TV now screamin signal number 3, flashin pictures o'em i don know, the hazy streets, could be bad reception, worse ma blurry eyes. fo nights av been snorin on meg when it comes her turn in teh middle o somethn. 6:17 called meg pitchin' laughs said, "ye's goin to the prom?" said "i's gon to the prom!" TV freaks screamin signal number 3 ragin'em metro need a bath shut the freak off.

weed o'phoon two

7:10 sweepin the downpour sweepin me off ma feet litrally out in tah streets. hawkeyein jeeps to no avail reroutin ma trip headin west the wind pushin ma blurry eyes to the next station down cartimar load up the bus to get off ayala 'at's teh plan. 8:30 finally got the hitch this'll be a long trip everyone all drenched on the bus crawlin along buendia. first intersection up bautista tires a soaked there's ya hint whatya think? count 'em postman totalled 8, 7 philies up dian, 11 beaches up filmore to south intersection on the 12th it's time to jump. it's hopeless.

weed o'phoon three

9:05 no solid ground off the bus door splashin gutters some sight. earthlings have to work walkin a hike ya sailin a hike? they hold 'em shoes teh height of rain but i see no umbrellas the irony, it's fun. i could use some. le'me do it. times like this one wished i din av to attend parasitology class then. the water is black now i know am sure i can tell taht's the color fo sure. it's not quite surreal ya dip ya feet in leptospiro water, ya lift up a polished model o ya skeletal system from ya patella down. nice meetin ya carpals ya tarsals! how'sit go'n!

weed o'phoon four

9:15 half smilin. strugglin a lit of cigarette in the raging wind on steady sprinklers. joinin the crowd inside it's joinin the fun. ad av thrown away taht sunspray if i had it wit me. i needed 'em isoprophyl ethyls now my microbial eyes lookin at the community of deadly habitats populatin ma feet, worst a frostbite. up chino roces all the way makati avenue. 9:30 halfway through nearin the peak winds gettin stronger sprinckles goin down all the way up. am sweaters thought i could flip open ma 'mbrella. short lived. up mc'adies at the corner breakfast is cold. down mercury drug grabbed isoprophyl.

weed o'phoon five

9:45 lady receiver reportin ani called wantin to report to work ended up stayin home an'way. proceeded. up the third, caught aler and onid. got call? no call. gotta call. check ya call. drafted a note, power down. power up. scanned a note. power down posted. forget ya call! i's got me stock o jacks from last night yaw thermal whisk needs a lil cooling. 10:00 wit onid to the bat cave now sprinklin puff blowin. half a stick andrew calling suspendin work, "ye guys go home." said, "we finish off we will." grab 'em now cool flask jacks whisk back to the batcave. aler on the nap, weedics onid and coc drinkin jacks blowin tokes crazy weedics life like high school lootin sprinkled and drenched up the loot hole.

weed o'phoon six

11:00 came ric in time foh tuh show. pull up 'em blinds sit watchin teh height stormin winds trimmin 'em trees tin roof in flight plastics dancin in the sky signs wavin then flyin finally crashin dead on the ground. streamers flappin sirens soundin we watchin fo the next sign to fall break busted glass explodin what about taht pizza hut? we see. whoooooa. seems fun free admission. it is not. def'nitely it is not, sad stories from behind a know we know. thought we all get our tougher times. this one's not ours we audience hea, now. ric, onid, aler and coc.

weed o'phoon seven

12:00NN the peak. something broke at the weed house. guard calling call andrew. park calling can't leave house gate broken neighbors cutting trees. heard wistles angry wind ric cautioning "vacate the room, leave it there, coc!" so much like the movies ya know. kewwwl! a while more. 2:00 we's watchin the ravage wind slowin down a few haulin before we go. 3:00 hit the road forget lunch we goin home occasional blow swayin like carnival ride. took teh bus wit aler and onid drenched and wooley don't know wertuh bus is headin' see the good thing about losing ya way? ye find another way. dint know the jeep off evangelista leavin edsa would drop me off right outside the buildin entrance goin e'ma place, or heaven's mercy on me. then up the fire exit, power down they dint turn on tah genrator. 5:00 dead in bed. 11:00 frank leavin fo work door closin woke me up jac beeped talk o'tis crazy catastrophe slept on me now am doin this. it's 3:00AM now. dark. waxed. still. deaf'nin. sirens hea. stars em out now. phoon's over i guess. 'swell!

fitroom arrest

ad have no idea, duke. pano na lang kung di na nauwi si miki, be just the usual white and jeans. see av long gotten rid o taht cat boot, isang malaking overdue extension from college. nakwento ko yung kagaguhan kong pumuntang mall me budget pambiling leather shoes sumabit sa book shop. sakto nauwi na si miki. tas di masyadong fresh from the night's round up, tamang tama bibili rin si frank ng TV. humitch na ako para mabihisan. kasi nakakatamad talaga sa mall. sinubukan kong tumingin-tingin sandali tinamad din kagad nakakawala talagang gana kasi gusto ko na umuwi o tumambay na lang kaso on guard si nanny ms. teletech bawal lumingon. di daw ako pwede umalis hangga walang bitbit na prospect pandagdag timbang sa labada. so since di naman ako marunong sila na ang namili at ako ay isang manequin kasi yung mga manequin yung mouth nila plastic kanya di nakakapagsalita. ako yun.

the geek squash epidemic

eto yung mga panahong me nagreregret kung bakit ang kursong natapos ay ang kursong kinuha nung college. pero okay lang kasi parang me mga subterranian undermock na bakit hindi ka naging geek nung college e di sana pinirate ka na sa FBI kasama mo sa geek squad yung mga dakilang nagpauso ng i love you virus. so ayoko pa rin kasi ang operative word ay? geek. namention ko na rin ke michael ang laki ng problema ko kala ko kasi mainstallan lang photoshop na me smudge at blur tool okay na. pero ngayon lumala. lalo. sabi ko lately napapansin ko taken for granted na ang citruscable, sabi halaaa baka mamya nyan magtampo ayaw ka na pagdownloadin! tas yung gargle earth sandali pa lang taken for granted na rin, baka mamya iligaw na akong tuluyan. ang moobeemaker baka magwala di na pinapansin burahin bigla yung mga jpeg saka yung audio splice baka nagtampo na rin maging sintunado ayaw na tanggapin ng yoututubi. higit sa lahat pati ang blogadeerduke naaapektohan na rin. kaya ngayon pa lang humihingi na ako ng paumanhin sa expectant crowd of audience ko na sina me,myself, ako, and i at sa mga beneficiaries na partially covered ng blogging terms and conditions and privacy policy college insurance grant gawa ng kung wala masyadong deposit and september 2006 archive, kasi ano, ang kimchiweed project ay critical at nasa ICU. saya nga e.

the northern bing is going to lebanon

the northern bing is leaving for lebanon. so i gave in. an lakas ng ulan and the talks of the last gig at 6underground but we ended up in manila. i only committed for dinner since its only thursday night and am tasked to be the transitory gatekeeper kasi siguro mukha akong sphynx. we talked like locals the whole time till split bottles going to the japanese place then goodbye. sabi ko, pag ayo-ayo ngadto gang ha. its late so i took the taxi kahit labag sa loob ko kasi mas gusto kong mag taxi, tori whispering finn, finn. kakatigil lang bumuhos ng ulan basa pa yung kalsada end na naman yung mga poste ng meralco aanayin kasi wala nang patron sila imamap out na ang hope falls pano na lang yung mga lakad out of town magiging pilgrimage! inaaaaaay! tas yung posibilidad ng breakfast toma in bed end na rin panay bulong ni amos ng finn, finn bakit kaya di ka naging fisherman.

not in the bahamas

kasi natural lang ke miki ang pagiging gala kanya kahit bumagyo bumaha ala sya pakelam kasi me lakad sya kanya naabutan sya ng baha tas an dumi-dumi nung tubiiiig tas halos hanggang tuhoooood pero okay lang sa kanya kasi basta me gimik wala syam pakelam tas lumusong sya sa baha tas yun pants nya nabasa sa tubig baha yung maitim na marumi na tubig na madaing gerrrrrrrms. yuck! eto picture nya basta nakuhanan lang sya ng kung sino tas eto na.

vice chancellor of treasury

alang kwentang libro na naman yan! o tas ano?! bibili ka na lang mumurahing sapatos ilang gamitan lang warak na tas magrereklamo ka parating basa medyas mo?! ano naman sa yo kung me giyera sa iraq o kung kaaway ng mga saddam mga bin laden o kung sino mang mga anak ni pontio pilato yang mga amerikano que se jodang binomba ng mga israel ang palestine magsama kayo ng tatay mo ewan ko sayo! ganyan. gusto ko isipin practical lang talaga kasi nanay ko kasi kahit nasa davao sila ng tatay, naririnig ko sya sa mga sandaling ito pumuputak parang inahing hindi maitlog-itlog kasi ano me almoranas. ano naman kasi ang masama sa 350 pesos na leather shoes kung leather man, sapatos pa rin naman yun. saka bumili din naman akong toothbrush na 110 pesos na oral-b, saka yung lacalut na german medical toothpaste na 159 pesos importante rin namna ang oral hygiene di ba nga? kasalanan ko ba kung napadaan ako sa tindahan syempre nakita ko maganda yung cover winner ob the 2005 los angeles times book prize tas winner ob the pulitzer prize for international reporting yung me gawa buti nga di ako naghanap ng hardbound e di ba. alangan naman pumikit ako para wag ko makita e di nadapa naman ako nabagok yung ulo ko sabay sinugod sa ospital o so alin ngayon ang mas mahal yung 810 pesos na liblo o yung bill sa ospital? oo. tas naalala ko dati me theory ako na ang talagang motto ng nanay ko ay some things money can't buy for everything else close your eyes.

return to sender rosel

kasi ang alam ko pangalan nya rosel tas ang alam ko pangalan nya rowthel tas sabi nya hi sana tanda mo pa kung sino ka musta na ako? miss mo na ako! hindi pa tayo nagiging superheroes naging invisible man ka na. hindi ka man lang nagpasabi, kung ang pusa nga hinahanap ikaw aso.(aw!aw!aw!)just want to say taena ka. just want to keep off the grass. kumahol ka naman! always take canlubang exit kei?! -rosel- 0917991073x5 tas me arrow naka point sa "text ko sarili ko kei?" tas me asterisk tas sabi this paper is courtesy of ms.mel & the ink is courtesy of ate dadz tas me asterisk ulit pagkatapos tas wala na. natuwa ako syempre kaya nagtoothbrush na rin ako. solid nga e.