I can see you have constructed a new light sabre, go back to Mars, take ye flask wit ye, feels so much better wit em pints, tell mom I can paddle on ma own now!


___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Freitag, November 17, 2006

the chancellor of the bored

job? anyone?

The PotY'05 Controversy

controversies surrounding the line-up of last year's list of nominees for the PotY Awards arise brought about by suspicions regarding the non-inclusion of any a single of the many kate encounters that transpired in the previous year. reports reached the hub in Pint, Dublin of a mass protest in Manila, Philippines on the 1oth of november this year, at 12:52:10AM pacific +8 time via electronic message with allegations of partiality involving last year's selection process. this came days after the announcement of the official opening of this year's PotY race. "ive been made aware of the mass upheaval in manila denouncing the staging of the PotY. i would like to appeal for sobriety. i have made the necessary action and raised an appeal to the international pool of jurors with the aide of the archives control hub and i can assure you that even as i am talking to you now, i cannot concentrate because i skipped dinner and i only had curry powder for lunch so bug off press!", said yoc cocs, chancellor of the bored, in a press conference held at the dumbster war memorial in Belfast. when asked about the preparations and what the crowd can expect from this year's selection, he shook his head and said "i agree."

The 2006 Picture of the Year TCPP Invisible Fine Prints Award

the year has seen the swooning rise and fall have a nice trip see you next fall crawling up the tumble door head hitting against the wall hearts on fire burning all progesterone wrath taking its toll. having been a series of major influence in the bursts of schizophrenial compulsion making all matters less obligatory and more transitory, the hub has decided to give out the first ever Picture of the Year Terms and Consitions and Privacy Policy Invisible fine Prints Award this year. from over a hundred devastating entries, five excruciating nominees made it to the final list. it's just too bad we can't name the five because of certain restrictions in adherence to the blogging terms and contitions and privacy policy. and finally the winner of The 2006 Picture of the Year Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy Invisible Fine Prints Award. we can't mention that too. it's covered by the blogging terms and conditions and privacy policy. congratulations!

Magna Carta Libertatum

for the interest of the crowd in hometown mars who are dying to know how the hub goes about choosing the winners of the PotY, we dedicate this important reminder regarding the rules of engagement.

Article I, Section I, Murder I: Given the circumstantial undertone of events, all entries must, without preferential discrimination, fall under the strictest test of including but not limited to.

makes sense. thank you.

PotY'06 update

with spirits filling up the toilet bowl pretty fast this year and the growing interplanetary appeal of this grand event, taken to consideration the tragic work stoppage and the sentimental conflict of focus wit teh kimchiweed project, the hub at the pint have been stormed wit over three hundred sixty five and a day hopeful entries to compete for this years big award since it formally opened on october 28, 2006. by tradition, the ten-man postministers party acts as the legislative body that gathers all the entries from the dumps and incinerators of the universe, and along wit the international pool of jurors and alien governors, which acts as the judiciary snobs, decides on the eliminations for the official selection circle of 60, the official list of 30 nominees, the 10 golden laurel citations, the 3 runner-downers yeeeeah, and the 2 finalists that will compete for the 2006 PotY Grand Award. the chancellor of the bored which holds the highest position and presumably acts as the executive body just bums around and do nothing cos he just lost his job. taena talageh!

up for grabs in supermarkets this year

crowd? hear! do not expect the same citations to be given out this year. yea. because this year is no replication of the last year's pictures. figure, asshole? oo naman, sino kaawaay mo? wala naman. ayan namam paleh, tanga-tanga! okay.

how ma brew?





The Official Selection

The PotY '06 Circle of 60

Coming Soon!