hoisted on the fourth

sometimes you get a burglar over the phone wakin you up, a graduation to stupidity exam, an interview wit tah vampire, another wit teh sphynx, a circus act wit teh amazons, a litigation thereafter, a psychopathology test, another joggler wit the vultures, a cross dissection thereafter, then at last a conversation wit a gordon, not to forget the more than half the time ye spent chasin butterflies up ye intestines that go all the way down to ye bladder and back. if it's not worth it, i don't know what its. sometimes it happens when everyone in the planet, rushing home for the christmas eve dinner, you go chasin away chickens. sometimes it happens, when everyone's gathered around dinner table to meet the coming year, you go downhill fetching water. sometimes it happens till hell freezes over, and the year turns then it's over. and ye back in the post.